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lyricsI Guess That’s Cool
Heard you went out and pierced your nipples
Pleasure and pain and you say it’s simple
Now you want me to twist those puppies
Is this supposed to feel good?
Heard you joined a comet space cult
They washed your mind until they liked what you thought
You pass me pamphlets and grape kool aid
Guess I’m just not in the mood
So many names for this strange behavior
Don’t look at me I’m no brainwashed savior
Such a fine line between joker and fool
Hey, I guess that’s cool
An infomercial caught your eye
Enlightenment that you can buy
Get a life for thirty nine ninety five
Three easy payments is good
Heard you went out and got six tattoos
So nice you bought something that you can use
You wonder why you work at a drive through
I know you’re misunderstood
So many names for this strange behavior
Don’t look at me I’m no brainwashed savior
Such a short swim to the deep end of the pool
Hey, I guess that’s cool
We’re so confused by all we’ve found
Maybe we should stop and look down
We’ll see two feet still on the ground
Heard you tried scientology
To your surprise evolution’s not free
You paid to find out that you already
Evolved as far as you could
So many names for this strange behavior
Don’t look at me I’m no brainwashed savior
Such a fine line between joker and fool
Hey, I guess that’s cool
I guess that’s cool
I guess that’s cool
I guess that’s cool
It’s Relative
Somewhere between the gutter and the curb
You’re looking closely, so closely for the word
Just like the latest outdated format
Like VHS out of date and fading fast
Can’t shake the memory of the last thing that she said
“you’d make a 20 dollar whore cross her legs”
maybe she did something to screw your mind
it’s relative, like Space and Time
No one said that you were Einstein
Walking a fine line
While some S&M chick cracks her whip
and runs a hundred dollar bill across her lips
No one said that you were Einstein
Walkin’ a fine line
You may think it’s strange she’s so talented
But she doesn’t make change
Humiliation’s something we face every day
Most of us don’t pay for the privilege
You thought the girl looked almost too nice
Why were you surprised she works in vice
Now a white supremacist shares your cell
It’s relative, like Heaven and Hell
No one said that you were Einstein
Walking a fine line
While some S&M chick cracks her whip
and runs a hundred dollar bill across her lips
No one said that you were Einstein
Walkin’ a fine line
You may think it’s strange she’s so talented
But she doesn’t make change
She doesn’t make change
Automatic
Automatic… it’s automatic
You say the oceans will rise
(it’s automatic)
You called the clouds in the sky
(No static)
In this signal we’re about to send
We think we’re the beginning
We think we’re the end
It’s automatic
The way we think we decide
(it’s automatic)
Between who lives and who dies
(So tragic)
That book was written in the eye of a storm
That blew apart whole worlds
Long before you were born
Creation rolls along without any cause
As we write the rules down and pretend that they’re laws
We lie to ourselves as we spin on the ball
‘cause when it comes to control
We have nothing at all
It’s automatic
The way this monkey became this man
(it’s automatic)
the man can’t choose to be a monkey again
(so tragic)
crawling round with the snakes in the grass
it’s a monkey who’s a man
with his head up his ass
Who knows the scheme of the greater machine?
You’re a cog in a wheel in a much bigger thing
If you broke, if you choked
It won’t go up in smoke
the gears grind on, you don't mean a thing
It’s automatic
This world that we’re standing on
(it’s automatic)
will be forgotten as creation moves on
(no static)
in this signal that we’re tuning in
we missed the beginning, we won’t see the end
(we are the static)
in this signal god’s tuning in
one turn of the dial and the static will end
(we are the static)
in the signal god’s tuning in
one turn of the dial and the static will end
It’s automatic
WE ARE RIGHT
When all your problems weigh on your mind
And the bitter pill’s the easiest to find
Why put yourself through the strain?
Your conscience will never stain
We work so hard to shed some light
We Are Right
You were bred for looks not to show a spine
Struggling confusion gives you worry lines
We’ve got it all figured out
In our equation there’s no room for doubt
We work so hard to shed some light
We Are Right
Now all your problems they fade away
You kind of wish that even one would stay
We Are Right
It doesn’t matter what they say
The truth it changes from day to day
It doesn't matter what I say
The truth it changes and fades away
Copied this from the SOC Nightshift Blog
Just wanted to preserve this fine piece of literature.
This is smut, btw, read at your own risk.
How Lucky got SORASed! (interpret that however you like)
The following took place several years ago.
Lucky and Elizabeth had gone through many strange times but were finally together and free from interference from Helena.
Lucky had been brainwashed and held prisoner, and basically hadn't had any nookie in years, so he was very ready to get it on with the love of his life. Elizabeth enjoyed a certain amount of foreplay but always bailed when things got hot and heavy. One night when Elizabeth was about to leave again, the frustration became too much for Lucky.
"Elizabeth, please at least give me a blowjob, I'm dying here!" he begged.
Elizabeth shot him a scornful glance. "As if!" she replied. "I'm much too saintly and good now to go down on you! These pristine lips aren't going anywhere near Lucky Jr, SORRY!"
Lucky really wanted to kill elizabeth then and dump her body someplace where it would never be found, but their "forever love" held his justifiable homicidal impulses in check.
The next day Lucky decided to get some advice, so first he went to his father and explained his dilemna, but Luke just shook his head in disgust. "You can't be my son, just get out!" he said.
Next Lucky went to Nicholas, who was much more receptive.
"Did you give her diamonds?" Nicholas asked.
"I can't afford diamonds!" lucky exclaimed, appalled.
"Right...right. Now let me think... how would I get some if I was poor white trash?" Nicholas pondered. He suddenly snapped his fingers. "I have just the thing." He rummaged around in the Cassadine liquor cabinet and handed Lucky a green tinted bottle filled with dark liquid.
"Jagermeister..." Lucky read the label out loud.
"That's good brother, you can read" Nicholas quipped. "Tell her it's cough medicine, it sure tastes like it. and get her to take a few shots."
"This will work?" Lucky asked doubtfully.
"Like magic, Lucky. After a few shots I even convinced Gia to finally wear Sheba's harness and saddle, but that's another story."
Impressed, Lucky took the magic elixir and waited for an opportunity.
Sure enough later that week Liz and Lucky had the Spencer house all to themselves, and Lucky heard Elizabeth emit a small cough.
Lucky convinced her to take several drinks of the special Cassadine cough medicine, saying that his forever love for elizabeth wouldn't allow him to leave her cough untreated.
After her fourth swig of cough medicine elizabeth began to revert to her former bad girl ways and the make out session began to get wild.
Elizabeth pushed Lucky against the bedpost and pulled his pants down to his ankles. Staggering a bit, she managed to kneel in front of him.
"Lushy izz the bestest!" she slurred charmingly. "I'll loooove you ferever and ever!" Lucky braced himself for disappointment, Elizabeth usually talked about how great their love was right before giving him a metaphorical kick in the nuts.
Her eyes sudden;y became hungry and savage. "Did ju know I can suck a golf ball through a quarter inch pipe?" she quiered. "Just stand right there, close yer eyes, I'm going to blow your mind...and yer...this thing here."
Lucky looked up at the ceiling and mouthed the words, "THANK YOU NICHOLAS!" At that moment he loved his half brother more than life.
Then he closed his eyes and quivered with anticipation at what pleasures Elizabeth was about to bestow upon Lucky Jr.
Several moments later Lucky was considering opening his eyes because nothing had happened, but he didn't want to ruin the moment by breaking Elizabeth's rules so he waited. Seconds later he was rewarded with the most incredible sensation as his manhood was enveloped in warmth and pleasure.
"Oh yeah Elizabeth, who knew you were such a dirty girl?" Lucky said through quickening gasps."Your lips feel so soft and your tongue, oh yeah, your tongue i gotta say feels a bit rougher than I expected, but I dig it, I dig it don't worry!" He moaned as Elizabeth began lapping and licking him in places he never imagined she would.
"Oh my god, sweetheart, you are incredible, you are really going to town!" he exclaimed. "Thanks Jager!" he thought.
Suddenly Lucky's pleasurable reverie was broken by the extremely unpleasant sound of someone retching in the bathroom. He swiveled his head that direction and opened his eyes to see Liz through the open bathroom door, on her knees in front of the toilet, making repeated offerings to the porcelain god. But the incredible oral sex contimued unabated. Lucky's eyes widened in shock, and even though he was scared of what he might see he looked down at his groin.
There to his neverending horror he saw Foster's big slobbery jowls lapping away at his nether regions, and Lucky in tha moment aged 10 years.
And that's how lucky got SORASED.
LET IT BE A WARNING TO YOU!
I copied this from the boards.
I'm Scott, and I would say that I am as old as Dirt, but some of the dirt I have been seeing around lately has been looking pretty fresh, and I strongly suspect that I am much older than most of it. However, they do say that you are only as old as you feel. Since I "feel" 20 something year old women as often as possible, I would put my true approximate age at around 25. Insert smiley of your choice
I started watching GH to kill the hottest part of the summer afternoons in Arkansas when I was a wee obnoxious spawn. There were maybe 2 or three channels on tv and ABC had Robert, Laura and Luke playing spy games and saving the world from the evil Cassadines. It was pretty much no contest as far as what show to watch. I remember being vaguely bored by all the Luke and Laura makeout scenes on the island. My older sister liked those though!
Back in the 90s I worked nights and got back into watching GH with the return of L&L, and I also watched AMC and DOOL periodically.
It is with a full appreciation of that law of Nature "IRONY" that I relate that my favorite characters then, aside from the Spencers and eventually Cassadines, were Sonny, Jason and the mob related action type stuff. Since they took over the show I want to see balance restored.
Kevin, Lucy and Mac were favorites too and I even watched Port Charles a bit to see more of them. I'm not a "couples" viewer as a general rule, however I was a fan of L&L, Kevin and Lucy, Robin and Stone, Lucky1 and Elizabeth, Robin and Jason and Ned and Lois1.
I'm a fan of Spencers but they had better do something to salvage Lucky and LuLu STAT! I loved all of the true Cassadines and Scorpios.
I too suffer from a dependence on Ellipsis... there should be a support group.
About me personally- I love dogs. My ex kept mine, the bitch (the dog not the ex).I'm musically challenged, and I prove it to hundreds of people every weekend. I am an egomaniac with an insatiable lust for all things ME. I genuinely care about others and their needs and the world around me, but I never show it for fear of being taken as weak.
"Type O" is not just my blood type, it's also this thing that routinely happend (<<<See!!!) when I am in any way involved with a keyboard.
So many people in my life have used my shoulder to lean on that now my posture is similar to Quasimodo's.
I've seen too many horrible things to believe in the god I was spoon fed as a child. I'm in open rebellion to he/she/it and don't care if he/she/it knows it.
I like movies, television and some pop culture. Monty Python, all things Rowan Atkinson, the greatest television show of all time- Homicide: Life on the Street, the Sopranos, the Boondocks, even numbered Star Treks, the original series and TNG, BtVS and the far superior series ANGEL, first season of LOST, Firefly, Smallville, StarBlazers 
, Rurouni Kenshin, Kodacha, Howard Stern, Glenn Beck, Jackie Chan, John Woo movies, all things Star Wars, anything beautifully animated, the LoTRs movies.
I love books and especially outlandish fiction like the Bible (a bunch of Jews), the Once and Future King (T.H. White), All the books in A Song of Ice and Fire (George R.R. Martin), the Hobbit, the Lord of the Rings, the Silmarillion (J.R.R. Tolkien).
Music: Foo Fighters, the Who, the Beatles, Ben Folds and Ben Folds Five, Incubus, L'arc En Ciel, Pearl Jam, Weezer, Johnny Cash, Neil Young, Joe Walsh and the James Gang, Fishbone, the most under-rated group of recent memory King's X.
Currently in my Cd player: Audioslave Currently in my XBOX: Assassin's Creed
